“Fortunately, we have no such egos among our regulars at TheWolverine.com. We enter the season with some new faces to join the old, a great group of teammates and workhorses who had busy, long offseasons to cultivate their second loves. Among their accomplishments: Austin “Alvin” Fox’s prized, 200-pound pig, Sandy, took second place at the Westphalia Town Fair this summer. Fox, asked for comment after he celebrated with a few Busch Lights, responded, “those Fowler folks can eat my shorts!” to resounding applause from the three in attendance. The family celebrated with a lovely Sunday ham dinner the following week (Sandy was present).”